Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle call Derek a crybaby during Inside Out/Beaten up by Custard and Jet the Hawk was a GoAnimate special with the transcript and plot of it made by Save-Ums FTW Adventure Time FTL.
Plot
In the AMC Theaters, Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle make Derek cry and make fun of him because of Bing Bong's death. And then, Jazzi, Noodle, Luna and Rei ground Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle and get Custard and Jet to beat them up.
Later that night, Mrs Vons and Mr Vons comfort Derek and make him some pretzel dogs and pina colada.
Cast
- Princess as Jazzi.
- Ivy as Evil Jazzi.
- Kayla as Noodle.
- Eric as Evil Noodle.
- Kimberly as Luna Minami.
- Young Guy as Rei Kobayashi, Derek and Jet the Hawk.
- Jennifer as Custard.
- African Vulture as Mrs Vons.
- David as Randall.
Transcript
(GoCity, 6:30 pm. Various characters are watching Inside Out, however Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle are not behaving)
(A few seconds later, the scene reaches the saddest part of Inside Out, Bing Bong's death)
(Derek starts crying)
Evil Jazzi: Derek was crying over Bing Bong's death.
Evil Noodle: You are such a crybaby soldier!
[Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle began singing You're Such A Crybaby to Derek in the style of Notes In Your Lunch Bag from Bizaardvark]
Evil Jazzi: You're just a dumb crybaby in the world. Whimpering like a loser. Scared of flash floods you are, whimping like a loser.
Evil Jazzi and Chorus: You're such a crybaby! You're such a crybaby! It's so embarrassing that you're sad! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha ha, ha! You're so very pathetic!
Evil Noodle: Tears are streaming down your face, and there's no way to stop your crying. Sadness is endless, it's a death sentence. You're just so pathetic. Wish you could stop bawling, but you're just a crybaby.
Evil Noodle and Chorus: You're such a crybaby! You're such a crybaby! It's so embarrassing that you're sad! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha ha, ha! You're so very pathetic!
Evil Jazzi, Evil Noodle, and Chorus: You're such a crybaby! You're such a crybaby! You're such a crybaby! You're such a crybaby! You're such a crybaby! You're such a crybaby! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha! You are such a crybaby! You're such a crybaby! You're such a crybaby! It's so embarrassing that you're sad! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha! You're such a crybaby soldier!!
[Derek starts crying and sobbing and Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle laugh at him]
[Cut to: A black background surrounded by flames with Jazzi]
Jazzi: (does a 2002-2003 Godzilla roar) (changes to Princess voice) EVIL ME!!! YOU AND EVIL NOODLE GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AND IN DEAD MEAT!!
[Cut to: Outside Jazzi's home. A bus is seen driving to the sidewalk as the dramatic sound effect played really loudly.]
[Cut to: The living room]
Jazzi: My evil clone and Evil Noodle, how dare you make Derek cry and make fun of him!
Noodle: I agree with Jazzi.
Rei: You probably made Derek cry.
Luna: Even worse, you just made fun of him because of what you did to him.
Azura: And thanks to you, we will also be paying $30,000 because of what you did to make Derek cry! That does it! You are grounded until Miss Mouth's 3rd birthday. And for that, Custard and Jet are going to beat you up! Custard and Jet the Hawk, beat up Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle!
[Custard and Jet appear]
Custard: Prepare for some bleeding!
Jet: And now, you both shall pay the ultimate price!
[Custard and Jet beat up Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle. The action is blocked and censored]
[Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle start crying and sobbing]
Custard: That's what you get for making fun of Derek.
[Cut to: Derek's bedroom]
[Derek was crying and sobbing. Mrs Vons and Mr Vons are comforting him]
Mrs Vons: It's okay, Derek. Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle are getting beaten up by Custard and Jet.
Derek: I know, Dad and Mom. Bing Bong's death was the saddest moment.
Mr Vons: It's okay, son. We are going to make you some pretzel dogs and pina colada.
Derek: Really, Dad? I will feel happy when you and Mom make me some pretzel dogs and pina colada.
Mr Vons: Also, Randall will be inviting you for some dinner. Also, me and your mother love you, and you are our son.
Derek: I love you, Dad.
Mr Vons: I love you too, son.
[Cut to: The kitchen of the Vons household; Derek and Randall had some dinner, with Derek having some pretzel dogs and pina colada and Randall having some spaghetti and meatballs and lemonade]
[Cut to: The bathroom of the Vons household; Derek brushes his teeth while Randall watches him]
[After Derek brushed his teeth, Randall notices him being tired]
Randall: Derek, are you okay?
Derek: Yes, Randall. I'm okay, but I'm extremely tired and exhausted.
Randall: I know, Derek. Having some dinner sure made you feel extremely sleepy.
[Mrs Vons and Mr Vons carry Derek to his room]
Mrs Vons: Say goodnight, Derek.
Derek: Goodnight, Randall.
Randall: Goodnight to you too.
[Cut back to: Derek's bedroom]
Mr Vons: (while tucking Derek in) Derek, I know Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle are stupid for making fun of you. But you need to get to sleep.
Derek: I know, Dad. But, i hate Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle so much.
Mrs Vons: I know you do, Derek.
Mr Vons: (while walking to his and Mrs Vons' room) Goodnight, son.
[Mrs Vons also walks to her and Mr Vons' room]
Derek: Evil Jazzi and Evil Noodle, i hate you.
[Derek falls asleep]
[The end]